oh Crap!!!

So must of you know that I'm a nanny and so I am with children a good majority of my day. Which I love... but let me just share the reasons why I'm NOT looking forward to having kids.
Last week, I was babysitting from 8-5 for a 8 month old and a 4 year old. I went to change the baby's diaper and as I do that she EXPLODED out of her diaper so theres crap literally on my hand. I was like AWESOME! So I pick her up to clean her off.. not noticing she's pooping on the floor.. I step in the poop and smear it in the carpet. I get her all cleaned up and put her down to play. As I am on my hands and knees cleaning this poop I stick my hand in a pile that she left on the floor for me. I gagging while cleaning it up.
Okay... a little more recent ordeal. Last night I babysat for 3 kids, ages from 4 years old to 11 years old. 2 boys (both with some mental imbalancment). Okay.. the toilit over flows... and the kids are going nuts. I was like okay, it's alright we just need a few towels everything is fine. There was poop floating around. I was like Lord are You laughing right now? So I clean it up but there was no plunger so I shut the door and tell each kid to not use the bathroom. While I wasn't looking the oldest goes in and pees in the overly full toilit. So I had to clean it up again. This is all after the parents say to me "We unlocked the back door because sometimes the kids like to lock the babysitters outside."
I love babies, I love children, and i am actually babysitting for a full weekend while the parents go to vegas BUT they are so DISGUSTING!!!

I'm an airhead

So the past couple of days (yes it is a recent development) I have done some brainless stuff. SO I figured I would share them with my friends here that would be so forgiving, or at least just laugh at me. So I was at my friend Megan's house all weekend and on sunday we went to Church. It was communion at the church and the pastor went through the drill of how to do it (it was a new church for me). So I go up take off a piece of bread and grab one of those small cups of juice. First off I spill some of the juice on the floor... awesome not my church and Im spilling. Then I sit and just do a little reflection. The pastor comes up and says the part of scripture take this cup and drink. I looked at megan after I drank the juice and said I forgot to eat the bread!! I did it wrong!!! Yikes.
Then Megan and I are driving and she's on the phone and I begin to think of my age and when I was born. So I was born in 1982 and then I think, okay in 1992 I was 10, and in 2002 I was 20. Now I'm 22... but it's 2005. I should be 25! I fully convinced myself for 5 seconds that I wasn't the right age andthat I had been lied to my whole life. But then I did the math and nope I'm still 22... makes sense now.
Then I texted kyle smith and said Happy Cinco De Mayo! He wrote back and informed me that infact today was the 2 of may....
Whats wrong with me?! :)