I'm an airhead

So the past couple of days (yes it is a recent development) I have done some brainless stuff. SO I figured I would share them with my friends here that would be so forgiving, or at least just laugh at me. So I was at my friend Megan's house all weekend and on sunday we went to Church. It was communion at the church and the pastor went through the drill of how to do it (it was a new church for me). So I go up take off a piece of bread and grab one of those small cups of juice. First off I spill some of the juice on the floor... awesome not my church and Im spilling. Then I sit and just do a little reflection. The pastor comes up and says the part of scripture take this cup and drink. I looked at megan after I drank the juice and said I forgot to eat the bread!! I did it wrong!!! Yikes.
Then Megan and I are driving and she's on the phone and I begin to think of my age and when I was born. So I was born in 1982 and then I think, okay in 1992 I was 10, and in 2002 I was 20. Now I'm 22... but it's 2005. I should be 25! I fully convinced myself for 5 seconds that I wasn't the right age andthat I had been lied to my whole life. But then I did the math and nope I'm still 22... makes sense now.
Then I texted kyle smith and said Happy Cinco De Mayo! He wrote back and informed me that infact today was the 2 of may....
Whats wrong with me?! :)